Thursday, September 23, 2010

Figures

My conversation with Carson--

Me: Carson, please don’t swing those scissors around like that. You could get hurt or cut something.

Carson: Don’t worry mom, I’ll be careful.

Me: That’s not how we use scissors bud. Please be a good listener and stop.

--30 seconds goes by--

Carson: Mom, there’s a hole in my shorts.

Me, upon examining the hole he cut in his shorts: Carson, you cut this hole in your shorts!

Carson: I did?

Me: Yes, when you were playing with your scissors. I wish you would listen to me.

Sigh

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